And if you believe any of that first paragraph, you are a bigger fool than I would have been to pass up on the idea. I immediately took note and have been working on it, in the back of my brain, ever since.
The broad popularity of the 50 Shades series is understandable, but I sense that something is missing. I feel that, although the original work appeals to a large, diverse part of the population, there is more money to be made by creating sub categories that may strike a chord with certain niche markets.
If you are new to the site, typically, what I will do is have a brief, silly explanation of the BJ version -usually broken down into categories- followed by the new title, in bold (for emphasis). The list is a bit lengthy, so in order to not waste too much of your time, I will get right into it. To get you in the mood to read this, I suggest a little 50 Shades of Foreplay.
REGIONAL/TRAVEL CATEGORY
- If you are looking to get away for cheap, may I suggest - 50 Shades of Greyhound
- Or to get away without all of the creepy people sitting too close to you, hop on into - 50 Shades of Chevrolet
- For all of the Packers Fans (like my friend Maggie) - 50 Shades of Green Bay (Note: these same fans may also like 50 Shades of Clay (Matthews) )
- The ever increasing population of our friends in India might enjoy - 50 Shades of Bombay
- In Japan, those who like cartoons with exaggerated facial features can can speed race into - 50 Shades of Anime
- Cincinnati sports fans can appreciate - 50 Shades of WHO DEY!!!!
- Cincinnati style chili eaters could really sink their teeth into - 50 Shades of Three-Way
- Supporters of the South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs would certainly buy - 50 Shades of Bobby Boucher
- For that guy in your family who can't seem to locate certain cities in California - 50 Shades of Do You Know the Way to San Jose?
- When you're stuck at the airport for HOURS - 50 Shades of Mechanical Delay
- Butter substitute enthusiasts from the 1970's will find joy in - 50 Shades of PARKAY
- For those who lost a bunch of weight eating foot long sandwiches with pre-sliced meat - 50 Shades of Subway (eat fresh)
- Little Miss Muffet is the only one who may read - 50 Shades of Curds and Whey
- Part of your well balanced breakfast - 50 Shades of Special K (served with 50 Shades of OJ)
- If you can't eat meat during lent - 50 Shades of Gimme Back that FILLET (o-fish)
- You go now!! You been here four hours!! - 50 Shades of Chinese Buffet
- The main character travels around the country in an 18 wheeler with his best friend "Bear" - 50 Shades of BJ McKay
- If you or someone you know is named; Cartman, Stan, Kyle or Kenny - 50 Shades of Drugs are Bad MmmKay
- What you talkin' 'bout Willis? - 50 Shades of Gary (Coleman)
- Fan of Eddie Murphy SNL characters? Try - 50 Shades of O'TAY!!
- Dirty Harry just wants a cup of coffee - 50 Shades of Go Ahead....Make My Day!
- Combination of book and popular TV show (you may never see your wife again) - 50 Shades of Grey's Anatomy
- Fat Albert is popular with the ladies - 50 Shades of Hey! Hey! Hey!
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| HEY! HEY! HEY! |
MUSIC
- For the gangsta rapper in you - Fiddy Shades of Grey
- And it's something quite peculiar. Something shimmering and white. - 50 Shades of Under the Milky Way Tonight (that one's for Dawn)
- Business up front....party in the back - 50 Shades of Billy Ray
- House Party - Dance off - 50 Shades of Kid 'N Play
- This post is a bunch of "Dookie" (WARNING: Links to uncensored full album on youtube) - 50 Shades of Green day
- Those who got in late on the MC Hammer phase with lesser known tunes- 50 Shades of We Got to Pray Just to Make it Today
- If you are a Beastie Boys fan, like BJ, you will LOVE - 50 Shades of Back in the Day. There was this Girl Around the Way. She Liked My Home-Piece MCA (Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum)
- It's the kind you find in a second hand store - 50 Shades of Raspberry Beret
- Jungle Love....I think I wanna know ya! - 50 Shades of Morris Day
AT THE OLD FOLKS HOME
- Arts and Crafts hour - 50 Shades of Crochet
- That is the worst comb over I have ever seen - 50 Shades of Toupee
- What is that Smell? - 50 Shades of Ben Gay
- No I think it's more of a feminine scent - 50 Shades of Olay?
RANDOM
- This post is almost over - 50 Shades of YAY! (aka 50 Shades of Hooray!)
- If you are generally working up a sweat parking other people's cars - 50 Shades of Valet
- Freaky looking clowns doing gymnastics - 50 Shades of Cirque du Soleil
- About 10 pounds - 50 Shades of What's a Hen Weigh?
- For a nice gentle spray of water to cleanse your bottom - 50 Shades of Bidet
- A statement made out of court that is offered in court as evidence to prove the truth of the matter asserted -50 Shades of Hearsay
- Can't get enough of my awesome blog posts? - 50 Shades of BJ
- You are a frustrated Jewish reader, you say? - 50 Shades of Oy Vey!! (a favorite phrase for BJ)
- For the Spanish speaker with many unanswered questions - 50 Shades of Por Que?
- If you think the world ended 12 years ago because of a computer glitch - 50 Shades of Y2K
- This post has soooooooooooo been done before BJ - 50 Shades of Cliché
- My response to your previous statement - 50 Shades of Touché
- Seriously....I am done - 50 Shades of Calling it a Day
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| O'TAY!!! |
I had a feeling you wouldn't get the hint that I wanted you to leave - 50 Shades of Overstay
Copyright J.C. Gardiner 11/13/2012
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